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Let me fix my hair (yes, yes!) Yes, ma'am (yes, ma'am!) Now pass me my dress (yes, yes!) I think Im ready Been locked up in the house way too long Its time to get it 'Cause once again hes out doing wrong And my girls are so real Said its been a minute since I had some Hes been actin' up But he wont be the only one 'Cause when they act wrong Thats when you put it on Get 'em uptight This is your song Poke out your back Time to impress Pull out your freakum dress Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, every woman got one Oh, shut it down when the time comes Oh, so pull out the big guns Oh, and put your freakum dress on Soon as he saw me Turned on by how the dress was fittin' right Short and backless See my silhouette in the moonlight Such an attraction Keep tellin' me how my outfits so nice Little did he know Ha, my man gon' take it off tonight 'Cause when they act wrong Thats when you put it on Get 'em uptight This is your song Poke out your back Time to impress Pull out your freakum dress Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, every woman got one Oh, shut it down when the time comes Oh, so pull out the big guns Oh, and put your freakum dress on All the ladies, you ain't get All dressed up in your dresses And your best digs with no reason Get ready to freakum, freakum When you put it on, its an invitation When they play your song, get on up and shake it Pokin' out your back, you dont have to waste it Spin it all around then take it to the ground and When you put it on, its an invitation When they play your song, get on up and shake it Work it out your back, you dont have to waste it Spin it all around then take it to the ground and 'Cause when they act wrong Thats when you put it on Get 'em uptight This is your song Poke out your back Time to impress Pull out your freakum dress Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, put your freakum dress on Oh, every woman got one Oh, shut it down when the time comes Oh, so pull out the big guns Oh, and put your freakum dress on Ladies, look it here When you been with your man for a long time Every now and then, you gotta go in the back of that closet And pull out that freakum dress, ha I got my freakum dress on I got my freakum dress on, whoa I got my freakum dress on I got my freakum dress on, whoa
The full length creates an elegant line from top to hem, making it suitable for outdoor parties or any setting where comfort and refinement matter
But, it only really is shown in brief moments in the visions of Arwens future after Aragorn is dead
